Neighbors don't want to hang out?  Friends will only have lunch with you at an outdoor patio….?   Family won’t let you come to Easter Dinner without a COVID test - all because you’re STILL NOT VACCINATED? 

If this sounds like your life, BUG-A-SALT has found the answer to your prayers, the COVID-A-SALT!

Inspired by the duck foot, volley pistols from the 1800s, our patented COVID-A-SALT utilizes gravity fed salt to target and splatter the pesky Coronavirus.   Rapid succession fire begins on the left barrel.  Within seconds, all four barrels will have completed their discharges, 50,000 ME or feet per pound, destroying and/or fracturing all microscopic airborne particles in their path. 

If you can handle the recoil, the COVID-A-SALT will eliminate COVID-19 in a 100-foot radius (yes, that lady walking her dog across the street can take her mask off now!).  Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine not included.

• Four high powered barrels shoot rapidly in succession! 
• Each volley contains enough power to eradicate over 100,000 viruses and/or dust particles in the air!
• May improve your odds of eliminating hay fever (pesty, pollen proteins are also be destroyed on impact).
• Holds up to 20 rounds in the new, improved condensed salt hopper. 
• Purchase includes a free canister of BUG-A-SALT High Performance Salt to get you started.
• Eliminate COVID everywhere!  Small enough to be easily transported in a large purse or satchel. 

Don’t look back to the evil government for help, you may turn into a pillar of salt.  If this happens, we promise to use you in the COVID-A-SALT to help eradicate the disease everywhere.

Limited quantity.  Get yours before they are gone!  With all the supply chain meltdowns we have no idea when we’ll have them back on stock again.