CUMMING SOON!
Cock-A-Doodle-Do! Launched as an April Fools' joke, huge demand dictates the BUG-A-SALT Rooster Edition 3.0 is now slated for ACTUAL production in 2024. Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”.
- Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on!
- New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
- "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
- One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies!
- Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
- It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
- Recommended for soft-bodied insects: mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small–large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, biting flies, horse flies, cabbage worms, earwigs, and moths.
- For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
- Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
- Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER
- COMES FAST, RUSH SHIPPING!
- Free shipping with orders over $49 go out via FEDEX GROUND (lower 48 ONLY!).
- Rush shipping (provided by FEDEX) leaves our facility Monday through Friday.
- Rush shipping normally arrives in 2 business days. This means if you order Rush shipping on Saturday, it goes out the door on Monday & package arrives on Wednesday.
- FEDEX now delivers on Saturday. However, FEDEX does not deliver any packages on Sunday.
- Rush orders will be shipped the same day if placed before 2 PM PST Monday through Friday (excluding holidays).
- Sorry No Rush or Ground shipping to PO Box/APO/FPO/DPO.
- All packages shipped to PO Box/APO/FPO/DPO will go out via FEDEX SMART POST.
BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION
$ 69.69