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CUMMING SOON!

Cock-A-Doodle-Do!  Launched as an April Fools' joke, huge demand dictates the BUG-A-SALT Rooster Edition 3.0 is now slated for ACTUAL production in 2024.  Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your blaster.  A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression.   Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies.  If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”. 

  • Cross-Bolt Safety!  Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on! 
  • New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
  • "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
  • One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies! 
  • Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
  • It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  • Recommended for soft-bodied insects: mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small–large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, biting flies, horse flies, cabbage worms, earwigs, and moths. 
  • For use by responsible people only.  Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  • Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
  • Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER
  • COMES FAST, RUSH SHIPPING!
  • Free shipping with orders over $49 go out via FEDEX GROUND (lower 48 ONLY!).
  • Rush shipping (provided by FEDEX) leaves our facility Monday through Friday.
  • Rush shipping normally arrives in 2 business days. This means if you order Rush shipping on Saturday, it goes out the door on Monday & package arrives on Wednesday.
  • FEDEX now delivers on Saturday. However, FEDEX does not deliver any packages on Sunday.
  • Rush orders will be shipped the same day if placed before 2 PM PST Monday through Friday (excluding holidays).
  • Sorry No Rush or Ground shipping to PO Box/APO/FPO/DPO.
  • All packages shipped to PO Box/APO/FPO/DPO will go out via FEDEX SMART POST.
BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION
$ 69.69
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Customer Reviews

5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
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100%would recommend this product
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  • K
    Kurt
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    It's a LONG, HARD wait for it to be back in stock

    I'm flaccidly frustrated that they aren't in stock yet. Can anyone tell me how "hard" it is to "cock" the Rooster Edition?

  • SS
    Sam S.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    Best Gag Gift Ever!

    Can't wait until its back in stock again. LOL! White Elephant here we come. This is going to be the one everyone fights over.

  • NK
    Nick K.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    Shoots a huge load

    Don’t mess with tiny flies . The rooster shoots a huge load of salt blasting flies from long range. It’s a bit messy but it’s hard to miss with hand cannon

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    Corde P.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    Fixed my marriage

    I'm not sure what this did to my wife but I got it for her for our anniversary and she is always in the best mood now. I'm glad she takes care of the pest problem now

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    Coma W.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    Perfect for our Left leaning pest lovers!

    I have only found 2 flaws, that may hurt future sales. 1. It only comes in "Caucasian Persuasion" peach, so sales may be limp .

    2. There IS a warning label stating "NOT FOR INTERNAL USE!".

    Remedy those 2 issues, and you'll be swimming in printed money.

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