CUMMING SOON!

Cock-A-Doodle-Do!  Launched as an April Fools' joke, huge demand dictates the BUG-A-SALT Rooster Edition 3.0 is now slated for ACTUAL production in 2024.  Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your blaster.  A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression.   Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies.  If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”. 

• Cross-Bolt Safety!  Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on! 
• New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
• "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
• One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies! 
• Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
• It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
• Recommended for soft-bodied insects: mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small–large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, biting flies, horse flies, cabbage worms, earwigs, and moths. 
• For use by responsible people only.  Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
• Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
• Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER
• COMES FAST, RUSH SHIPPING!