BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION Unknown dick Man

CUMMING SOON!

Cock-A-Doodle-Do!  Launched as an April Fools' joke, huge demand dictates the BUG-A-SALT Rooster Edition 3.0 is now slated for ACTUAL production in 2024.  Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your blaster.  A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression.   Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies.  If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”. 

  • Cross-Bolt Safety!  Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on! 
  • New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
  • "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
  • One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies! 
  • Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
  • It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  • Recommended for soft-bodied insects: mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small–large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, biting flies, horse flies, cabbage worms, earwigs, and moths. 
  • For use by responsible people only.  Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  • Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
  • Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER
  • COMES FAST, RUSH SHIPPING!
  • Free shipping with orders over $49 go out via FEDEX GROUND (lower 48 ONLY!).
  • Rush shipping (provided by FEDEX) leaves our facility Monday through Friday.
  • Rush shipping normally arrives in 2 business days. This means if you order Rush shipping on Saturday, it goes out the door on Monday & package arrives on Wednesday.
  • FEDEX now delivers on Saturday. However, FEDEX does not deliver any packages on Sunday.
  • Rush orders will be shipped the same day if placed before 2 PM PST Monday through Friday (excluding holidays).
  • Sorry No Rush or Ground shipping to PO Box/APO/FPO/DPO.
  • All packages shipped to PO Box/APO/FPO/DPO will go out via FEDEX SMART POST.
BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION
$ 69.69
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Customer Reviews

5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
Based on 7 reviews
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100%would recommend this product
7 reviews
  • SS
    Sam S.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 minute ago
    Best Gag Gift Ever!

    Can't wait until its back in stock again. LOL! White Elephant here we come. This is going to be the one everyone fights over.

  • NK
    Nick K.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Shoots a huge load

    Don’t mess with tiny flies . The rooster shoots a huge load of salt blasting flies from long range. It’s a bit messy but it’s hard to miss with hand cannon

  • CP Profile picture for Corde P.google logo
    Corde P.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Fixed my marriage

    I'm not sure what this did to my wife but I got it for her for our anniversary and she is always in the best mood now. I'm glad she takes care of the pest problem now

  • CW Profile picture for Coma W.google logo
    Coma W.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Perfect for our Left leaning pest lovers!

    I have only found 2 flaws, that may hurt future sales. 1. It only comes in "Caucasian Persuasion" peach, so sales may be limp .

    2. There IS a warning label stating "NOT FOR INTERNAL USE!".

    Remedy those 2 issues, and you'll be swimming in printed money.

  • BP
    Big P.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Somehow, holding it makes me feel more confident.

    With just a pump and a squeeze you can relax your mind and be free of little annoyances. A great addition to the arsenal. The only problem is not having enough for everyone to hold. Just like real life! Buy 2!

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