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Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Just in time for White Elephant gifting! Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your "Light or Dark" blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”.
Sorry to offend! We DO NOT market any of our products to children (EVER). Intended as good natured fun for adults with a sense of humor. Not perverts here - we're just silly and stupid...
Check The Official Demo Videos Below!
UPDATED FEATURES:
- Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on!
- New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
- "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
- One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies!
- Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
- It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
- Recommended for soft-bodied insects: mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small–large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, biting flies, horse flies, cabbage worms, earwigs, and moths.
- For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
- Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
- Not suitable for carpenter bees, wasps, water bugs, and any other bugs wuth a thick exoskeleton. You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER.
- Not compatible with BUG-BEAM, BUG-CAM, or WALL-RACK.
- Free shipping with orders over $49 go out via FEDEX GROUND (lower 48 ONLY!).
- Rush shipping (provided by FEDEX) leaves our facility Monday through Friday.
- Rush shipping normally arrives in 2 business days. This means if you order Rush shipping on Saturday, it goes out the door on Monday & package arrives on Wednesday.
- FEDEX now delivers on Saturday. However, FEDEX does not deliver any packages on Sunday.
- Rush orders will be shipped the same day if placed before 2 PM PST Monday through Friday (excluding holidays).
- Sorry No Rush or Ground shipping to PO Box/APO/FPO/DPO.
- All packages shipped to PO Box/APO/FPO/DPO will go out via FEDEX SMART POST.
Customer Reviews
- ASAllen S.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars1 week agoPenis Blaster!
I like the shape and feel of my veiny cock gun
- RMRobert M.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars1 month agoThe Dicktator
Camping will never be the same without the Dicktator - the laughing never stops - soooo many puns you can't count - it's hard to cock - the grip is slippery - did it get in your eye - taste salty - there's just no end. My brother just ordered the dark colored one and a 3.5 for himself. Spreading the word people this entire product line is not only the best fly swatter you can buy.... it's by far the most fun. Everyone i show this to is online ordering their own
- JRJohnie R.Verified ReviewerRated 5 out of 5 stars3 months agoThey never see it coming
Talk about a salty load!
- EWEric W.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars4 months agoExplosive fun
This thing is an absolute monster at killing bugs around the house. Not to mention I can do it with some class. Am I’m compensating for something? Yes. Do I put the gun in front of my groin and hump the air every time i shoot a bug? No comment. Do I love the feeling of this girthy rocket in my hands? Probably, I’ve never had these feelings before. What I do know for certain though, is these bugs don’t see my explosive, salty load coming.
- EMErik M.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars4 months agoWish I Could Use It More Often
A fly must have escaped our home and informed all the others about our new weapon of mass destruction, because I only get to annihilate one a day - at most.
