I claim the title: SCOURGE of vermin, REAPER of flies...
Armed with my recent purchase of The Bug-a Salt 3.0 and Shredder starter kit, I have become Silencer of droning buzz, exterminator extraordinaire, a ruthless and efficient one woman Fly S.W.A.T. team.
I have a personal vendetta against these abhorrent maggots ever since they killed my pet hamster in the most traumatizing way a 12 year old girl might witness. I despise flies with a visceral passion and bought this seemingly ridiculous item to dispense violent retribution upon my enemy thinking it would be a frivolous expense that might give me some small joy in dispatching these disgusting invaders. We have already destroyed multitudes of swatters trying to get rid of these repugnant pests that plague us, but they persist and multiply, torturing me with their incessant annoying buzz. Since I had been about to resort to an expensive leather device for smashing them, I figured I would temper my frustration with constantly missing them by blasting them with salt instead.
I woefully underestimated how extremely emotionally rewarding this would turn out to be, and also misjudged how effective the tool itself would prove.
So glad I gave in to the impulse and got both the pump action and the CO2 powered instruments of fly death. The rifle has a great spread that knocks the zig zaggers clean outta the air when they refuse to sit still long enough to target with the pistol, and the salt means I do not have to endure complaints of the smell of any spray that I usually resort…
Bug-A-Salt
Holy smokes thanks for this outstanding review!
